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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Another comedy headline


You can't beat the Standard if you're looking for a hard-hitting headline...

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

KFC


KFC
Originally uploaded by ambroseneville.
"No! For God's sake, don't call it a 'corn on the cob'. We might get sued! It's only half a 'corn on the cob'. Get Alan in Marketing to see how we can re-brand this one. That boy's got talent...."

Monday, October 17, 2005

A small triumph for linguistic pedantry

In a world where "10 items or less" is commonplace and a BBC newscaster can announce that a suspect package was "hidden by a lamp post", it was nice to find this unusally precise sign on a toilet in Gunnersbury Park. Perhaps it could be further refined to "toilet for the use of people with disabilities", but it's certainly a step in the right direction!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Meat

Ladies, don't forget to get yourself to Edinburgh to visit this market stall for a nice piece of meat.

More fun from Dr Spooner

Spotted at Dover, the hilariously entitled "Wos Tanker Services"...

Thursday, October 06, 2005

These Marketing Pros


These MArketing Pros
Originally uploaded by ambroseneville.
Subtle advertising draws in the customers.

The product to the left in the green/orange packaging is an aftershave called 'Eruption' (I wish the cameraphone had picked up that detail!).

God bless Lidl's merchandisers.

Scraping the barrel


Scraping the barrel
Originally uploaded by ambroseneville.
The Evening Standard tries to lure readers away from Sudoku to its new game...

Welcome to Kitchen Stairs

Kitchen Stairs refers to a flat once inhabited by Ambrose and Chris, when students.

This blog will be a home for the silly things we find funny.

Your mileage will vary,,,,,
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